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I have the solution to thy wakin-off problem, dude, as I have THE, SAME, EXACT, PROBLEM. Git some sexy pix from the internet, conformTHYporn (meaning, take-out all the pix which don't show enough), then, say 'Jesus, help me.' - as we cannot do it alone. You'll slowly but surely git off doing the five-finger-hand-job. Cool? Porn's one of the BIGGEST whorizontal (notice the W) upheaval's caused by the Liar. See ya soon in Heaven, dude. Be at peace. God bless you.
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